Detective Inspector Greg Lestrade of New Scotland Yard. Homicide division, before you ask- so don't. If there's anything I can help you with, don't hesitate to ask. If you have any complaints about a certain insufferable consulting detective, I will gladly give you a number you can call. I'm not his babysitter.
Mycroft. Mycroft. Mycroft. Look. Look at this beauty.
Why is my birthday so far away?